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(505): My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.

That is all.

So, it's Monday

I work in a restaurant.  I serve tables.  I am aware that I am in a business where I have to deal with people.  Smart people, pretty people, ugly people, and even stupid people.   When I eat out & pay in cash, I do not want 72 cents back with my change.  I figure since I'm a normal person that perhaps others would feel the same way. When I'm at work I prefer not to run around with coins in every pocket.  Today a man (first, I thought it was a child with a speech impediment) called to order fries to go.  I asked him what type of fries he wanted and he said regular.  I tell him that the total will be $3.81.  When he arrives at my work he tells the first person that he sees that he wants french fries to go.  They put the order in.  Nowwe have to deal with canceling the extra order of fries.  I then have to tell him that when he calls to make a to-go order that we send the order right away.  He hands me a $5 and I give him back a dollar (rounding up the 81 cents).  He leaves the restaurant and drives past the window.  5 minuets later he returns to the restaurant and asks for his 19 cents.  Since I don't carry around change and I wasn't about to ask my manager to give me change for $1 in the middle of our lunch rush I hand him a $1.  He takes it & leaves.

On another note, I just finished my geography final.  I really felt good about this test.  When I chose my multiple choice I actually new that I had picked the right answer.  Is this the effects of studying?  Maybe I should do it more often...

Whenever I have a really good day I want to get organized.  Today I was at Aliso Creek at 7AM for this project I procrastinated.  I got that done, finished my chapter outlines for class, finished my atlas project, worked for 3 hours and made $$bank$$.  Now I have the urge to clean my bathroom, put away my clothes, start laundry, organize my desk & vacuum.  We just got this new vacuum with a ball in it.  I'll blog about that later.

Updates...

Hello World!

School is almost over & I've never been SO excited for SUMMER in my life.  My birthday is in summer & I was always bummed as a child because A.) I couldn't bring cupcakes to school & B.) we didn't have a pool so no pool parties.

• I meet Jesus & asked him if he forgave me for my sins. He said yes- score!
• DEADMAU5 Friday, May 22.
• Last day of school is May 29th!
• DANE COOK May 30th with Kevin, Brett & Michael
• Brett's FIDM Grad Dinner June 20
• Electric Daisy Carnival June 26, 27
• Fourth of July!
• DOMINICAN REPUBLIC July 18-26
• My 20th birthday July 25!

Also- rumor has it that the iPhone monthly charges will be decreasing $10.  I feel very lucky that I have a great job where I make great $.  I also feel lucky that I don't have to pay rent-- I know that if I did I wouldn't be able to afford the lifestyle I live now so you know I'm going to get as much as I can out of this time before the "real life".

I spend a lot of time on the internet and watching TV shows & movies.  I'm a huge fan of all of them. I am currently starting HOUSE from season 1.  It's a sad time because LOST's season 5 finale is tomorrow.  Which I will definitely blog about.  

The bookmarks on Safari are, in this order: Gmail, $$$ (WellsFargo), AT&T, Discover, FACE (Facebook), Spiz (MySpace), Twitter, TFLN (Texts From Last Night), FML, PostSecret, Perez Hilton, TheSuperficial, WWTDD (What Would Tyler Durden Do), The Dirty, Fail Blog, You Tube, My OCC.  You can clearly tell my order of preference.

Today on Kevin & Bean they were making fun of Twitter & I was laughing so hard I was tearing in the eye which is scary driving in traffic on the 405 (which I hate). I'll try to find it on youtube.  They changed the words to my current favorite commercial for Dos Equis.

FML & TFLN

FML- FuckMyLife.com

Fuck My Life is a website where people post anecdotes of their true life experiences.

TFLN- TextsFromLastNight.com

Texts From Last Night is a website where you or others can post ridiculous texts about what happened last night

Both of these websites have changed my days upside down and have made me laugh for hours. I will now share with you some of my favorites:

FML:

• Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
  
• Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Texts From Last Night:

• (317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

• (913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.

  (816): i think im in thre room next to you

• (856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

• (310): it was a shit show

  (917): We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet

  
  

Thanks Internet for brightening my day!

Twitter > Facebook > MySpace

Hi, did you hear?  Twitter is taking over the world!  MySpace dominated my life in 2003.  Facebook dominated my MySpace life in 2007.  Is Twitter slowly but surely taking over my Facebook life? I'm going to hold on to FB for as long as I can, but I can make room for Twitter.

I joined Twitter in December 2008.  I posted one update and forgot about it.  After I read on Perez Hilton that Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer because he would tweet (presente tense of twitter) so much I was like what the hell?  When I saw the Twitter break up between Linsdsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson I figured ok- I was missing out on something specular. 

So I started up in Twitter again last month.  I've posted 32 updates which averages about 1 update per day.  I feel like I came back to Twitter when all the crazy shit was going down.  Ashton Kutcher said that if he reaches 1,000,000 followers before CNN's Twitter then he would donate a ridiculous amount of money for making/buying/distributing mosquito nets and ding dong ditch Ted Turner.  Well he did, and he did... but he hasn't ding dong ditched Turner yet.  

I'm only following about 10 people I know personally, apparently not everyone has caught on to what everyone is doing.  Mostly, I follow celebrities like Ashton, Ellen DeGeneras, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Ryan Seacrest, Miley Cyrus, Perez Hilton, Heidi Montag-Pratt and her new hubby Spencer Pratt.

The only complaint that I have about Twitter, other than trying to figure out how read what someone was sending to who, is the celebrities who constantly talk about how much they love Jesus.  I'm just saying....

http://www.twitter.com/kimiknoxville