FML- FuckMyLife.com
Fuck My Life is a website where people post anecdotes of their true life experiences.
TFLN- TextsFromLastNight.com
Texts From Last Night is a website where you or others can post ridiculous texts about what happened last night
Both of these websites have changed my days upside down and have made me laugh for hours. I will now share with you some of my favorites:
FML:
- Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
- Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
Texts From Last Night:
- (317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
(913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
(816): i think im in thre room next to you
(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
(310): it was a shit show
(917): We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet
Thanks Internet for brightening my day!
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