Tuesday, April 28, 2009

FML & TFLN

FML- FuckMyLife.com
Fuck My Life is a website where people post anecdotes of their true life experiences.

TFLN- TextsFromLastNight.com
Texts From Last Night is a website where you or others can post ridiculous texts about what happened last night



Both of these websites have changed my days upside down and have made me laugh for hours. I will now share with you some of my favorites:


FML:

Texts From Last Night:
  • (317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
  • (913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.

    (816): i think im in thre room next to you

  • (856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

  • (310): it was a shit show

    (917): We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet



Thanks Internet for brightening my day!

Twitter > Facebook > MySpace


Hi, did you hear?  Twitter is taking over the world!  MySpace dominated my life in 2003.  Facebook dominated my MySpace life in 2007.  Is Twitter slowly but surely taking over my Facebook life? I'm going to hold on to FB for as long as I can, but I can make room for Twitter.

I joined Twitter in December 2008.  I posted one update and forgot about it.  After I read on Perez Hilton that Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer because he would tweet (presente tense of twitter) so much I was like what the hell?  When I saw the Twitter break up between Linsdsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson I figured ok- I was missing out on something specular. 
So I started up in Twitter again last month.  I've posted 32 updates which averages about 1 update per day.  I feel like I came back to Twitter when all the crazy shit was going down.  Ashton Kutcher said that if he reaches 1,000,000 followers before CNN's Twitter then he would donate a ridiculous amount of money for making/buying/distributing mosquito nets and ding dong ditch Ted Turner.  Well he did, and he did... but he hasn't ding dong ditched Turner yet.  
I'm only following about 10 people I know personally, apparently not everyone has caught on to what everyone is doing.  Mostly, I follow celebrities like Ashton, Ellen DeGeneras, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Ryan Seacrest, Miley Cyrus, Perez Hilton, Heidi Montag-Pratt and her new hubby Spencer Pratt.
The only complaint that I have about Twitter, other than trying to figure out how read what someone was sending to who, is the celebrities who constantly talk about how much they love Jesus.  I'm just saying....

http://www.twitter.com/kimiknoxville

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Coachella '09


The crew in front of The Do Lab.
The Do Lab was a relatively shaded are with 2 separate DJ booths where the crazies danced ang got sprayed by gigantic gun misters.

Inside The Do Lab

Feelin' the heat in The Sahara Tent where we spent most of our time.  This was before Steve Aioki came on.  Inside that lemonade cup is 3/4 vodka, 1/4 melted lemon ice.  Kevin dropped it.
Effects of 100 degree weather.  The braids were necessary.  Notice the Heineken wristbands!


Kevin, Natalie, Me, & Brett in front of The Dome.  The yellow on me is what was inside a broken glow stick.  It got in my eye, but I lived.  The Dome went off every night until 4AM.  The floor was bouncing to the bass. Epic.
Coachella abducted me.  It is my new home.

The day I met Kevin (April 12, 2008) all I heard about was Coachella and how stoked he was going to it.  2 weeks later I recieved calls every night from him when he went to Coachella '08.  Probably everday I  got to hear about his expierence and how much fun I would have next year.

Well, next year came, about a week ago.  I bought my $300 tickets and $50 camping pass for the 10th anniversary of Coachella.  Coachella is in Indio, California.  The desert.  I had my doubts.  I'm not much of an outdorsey person but I am happy to say that I survived.  The worst part of Coachella was actually getting there.  We were 3 hours off track by the time we left.  I tried my hardest not to be a bitch about it. 

Thursday, April 16, we left Newport around 4:30.  We arrived in Indio around 6:30 and got to our campsite right when the sun set.  We had to set up our tent in the dark.  Brett, Michael, Jessica, David, Jacquie, Colin, Natalie & The Candadians came with us.  The first night was really fun after we set up our tents and sleeping bags.  Everybody was excited to be there and every five minutes there was a rolling "WOOOOOOO" throughout the campsite.  

Friday, April 17.  The heat woke us up at 7:45am.  Everybody was cranky.  Kevin emptied out 15 waterbottles and poured in Vodka.  There was nothing to really do so we started making mixed drinks around 11, but it was wayyyy to hot to "party hard".  We started walking into Coachella around 2.  The set times were probably scheduled the worst for us on Friday.  We had to walk alllll the way to The Sahara Tent alllll the way to the main stage.  LOTS of walking.  The bands and deejays we saw on friday were: Cage the Elephant, Steve Aoki, Felix da Housecat, Crystal Castles, Ghostland Observatory, The Ting Tings, Girl Talk, Franz Ferdinand, Morrisey, and Paul McCartney.  I was really upset that we didn't get to see Silversun Pickups but oh well I guess I could buy their CD.  The highlight of the day was when Steve Aoki and his friends crowd surfed on inflatable rafts and when Kevin, Colin and I saw a naked guy get tazzed and carried away by 4 cops unconsious.  During Morrissey, the guy kept talking about how he hoped that the "burning flesh" he was smelling was human.  He is apparently a hardcore vegan.  I passed out the moment my head hit the pillow that night and missed The Beatles songs that Paul McCartney sang.

Saturday, April 18.  BEST DAY EVER.  We woke up around 8 due the heat.  Around 10:30, I took a shower and it felt like the best shower ever.  The moment I got out I was in the best mood and didn't mind the heat at all.  Around 12, I wanted to take another shower because it was so much hotter than the day before.  The bands we saw on Saturday were: Surken, The Bloody Beetroots, Crookers, MSTRKFRT, Fleet Foxes, TV on the Radio, The Chemical Brothers, Theivery Corporation, and The Killers.  The highlight of Saturday was meeting one of the Tools of Tool Academy.  Saturday was THE FUN-NEST day and I wish that I could go back and do it again!

Sunday, April 19.  This was a slower day, but still really fun.  The bands and deejays we saw where: Brian Jonestown Massacre, Shepard Fairey, The Gaslight Anthem, Busy P, Sebastian Tellier, Christopher Lawrence, Etienne De Crecy, Public Enemy, Peter Bjorn and John, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and The Cure, Kill the Noise, and LA Riots.  The highlight of Sunday was hearing Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, seeing Flava Flav, and watching Etienne De Crecy's DJ set with the cube. GOOGLE HIM.

Monday, April 20 we headed home around 9:30.  And I am still exhausted from lack of sleep and overheating multiple times.  But like I said it was an amazing experience, and I am ready for next year with some minor details being changed like bringing a canopy for more shade!!!

At Coachella there was the light up cube wall, a huge snake that had fire on it, man made lightning, a giant robotic arm that lifted up cars and crushed them, and loves of crazy art and crazy people!


COACHELLA 2010 COUNTDOWN BEGINS


Sunday, April 12, 2009

Updates...




Hello World!
It's been awhile so I felt like updating those to read this on my life.

  • I am still enrolled in ALL of my classes.
  • I am no longer going to Cancun, Mexico.
  • I am going to the Dominican Republic (July 17-25)
  • Kevin turned 21!
  • Life is good
  • I joined Twitter (www.twitter.com/kimiknoxville)
  • My room will soon be painted (not sure on the color)
  • I plan on doing my laundry sometime this week
  • COACHELLA (April 17-20)

The picture above us Kevin & I @ Disneyland! (April 11)